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So even though the poll isn't closed yet, and even though it is obvious who is gonna win my poll. I've decided that the announcement of our company name should be announced. Eye-Magic-Nation. Orange and I have already been given an assignment! We are sponsoring a Roller Blade Team called Pendulum. We get to make all their merchandise and design their logo! how awesome is that? We're stuggling a little on getting focused and finding a place to print all this stuff that isn't a huge expense. But we'll get there. And we're excited to say that we are branching out from tshirts and doing merchandise like wristbands, hats, gloves, basically anything and everything!
So if you want something! Hit us up!

Announcement Announcement Announcement

So the results are in...*drum roll please*...I am officially Advertising and Marketing Director of the NUAMES Literary Magazine. It's a little sad that some of the original staff dropped out because things didn't quite go thier way, and another is moving. But I am still just as enthusiastic about it as I was before. There will be struggles with it of course, but I think that I will be ok. And even if I have to turn my shoulder away from some of the drama I will. I mean all I'm in charge of is getting us ads and money, sounds easy right? LOL Not really, people can be seriously stingy. But I'll do my best. I don't have to do much of anything else, I'm gonna help with editing poetry and such, like I was originally planning but otherwise I think I'm set. So I figure I'd let you all know that I found out I was AdMark Director. Thanks for reading.

Schooly School School

Yes I put a y at the end of the first school on purpose. I was trying to sing a song using only the word school. And yes it failed, that is why this new entry will not have my song included because it cannot even be matched to the tune of any song ever, like how songs are posted and say: Sing to the tune of 'Twinkle Twinkle' or something. Well this song isnt so lucky therefore not posted. Anywho school is starting again. Dreaded dreaded school. But for a change I am heading to school prepared and with a whole game plan in mine. Yes thats right! If I could I'd draw all the cool x's and o's and lines that football coaches draw. However I can't do that, it's too hard and I'm feeling to pumped about other things to do it. So first off, when I get to school I am going straight to my english teacher to see if I got the position as editor. I don't have my hopes up because there are other kids who will do just as good of a job as I would and I'm gonna stay on the staff either way. Then after this sometime this week I am going to go down to the city and then catch a ride home with my parents all so that I can go get my drivers permit. Yes I know, on the verge of turning 17 and barely getting my permit. Don't blame me it's called parents who can never get a day off to save their lives that matches up when the DMV is open. SO anywho, shooting for that. And once I get my permit I am heading off to my school the next day as usual and going in to change around my schedule for next semester. I need to take drivers ed. So now here we go again because I only have 3 extra classes on my schedule this semester: Creative Writing, Drawing, and Debate I am thinking I might have to drop my Debate or Creative Writing class to fit it into my schedule. We'll see. I know it wont be drawing because well it's at the end of the day and drivers ed is always near the beginning at my school. ha ha teach tired kids how to drive yes! lol. Anywho, so my game plan this semester is simple: STAY CAUGHT UP! oh and talk to Wendy about early college next year. I'm gonna permanently start my early college stuff. Yeppers my last year there I'm gonna do it. But I think it's good I waited this long. Because now I know without a doubt that I am prepared. I am going to register for my ACT retake it in February and then be right on my way to getting that all started. And as I've said numerous times before I have no idea what I want to be when I 'grow up' so I think I'm gonna focus on my generals. Get that stuff out of the way, it's all the boring necessities and none of the fun stuff anyway. Maybe even get out of taking highschool english and just take it through the college that would be the bomb! lol. So I think I have my life pretty much on a straight path right now. My life is focused around school, literary magazine, and my medieval life. So I guess I think I'm pretty well rounded, I know one day I'll have to adjust everything because of a guy or something but for now I'm focused. Please say I can just stay this focused. When I do early college next year I dont think I'm gonna over burden myself too bad, I guess it all depends on what I still need to graduate! AH! Graduation is next year! ha ha. scary. But yet I'm also excited, it's a scary thought but I think I've been anticipating next year so much that with it only a year away it's kind of an adrenaline rush everyday that it gets closer and I am an adrenaline junkie. So yeah, wish me luck.

Oxymorons 2.0

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
7 . Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote contro l when you know the batteries are dead?
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?

Drop Dead Georgous 2.0

This is also a common phrase I hear. hmmm Drop Dead Georgous? well in my opinion that could mean many things but I am going to stick to two basic ideas for all of you who arent twisted like gumbee. So... drop dead georgous... does this mean that you are so georgous that everyone that sees you will drop dead. Thats alot of dead people I am surprised the world isnt underpopulated. hmmm.... new blog idea later entry.... keep coming back for more.... ummm well back to drop dead georgous... would this mean that you are so georgous that everytime you look in the mirror you drop dead? and seriously that would be major reincarnation on gods part. wow. hmmm also this would be bad because there would be major bruising for people because when they drop dead they will fall and hit their head or back or something. poor poor drop dead georgous people.... *moment of silence* 1...2... okay thats enough... moving on... hmm so if you have any suggestions to other meanings of this phrase just leave a comment!!! YAY!!!

Dead Sexy 2.0

I have heard the phrase "dead sexy" all over the place. What does this mean? Does it mean you are sexy like a dead person? because if thats what it is saying I dont want to be dead sexy. EWW! unless dead people are really sexy! but still how can a dead person be sexy...? but on a positive note maybe you are so sexy that the person looking at you thinking you sexy is going to die from overdosing on your sexiness. I know weird but hey thats how my mind works. hmm these strange thoughts that come into my mind. I wonder about these things. If you are like me and wonder about these things this might have just clarified something for you, if not I probably just confused you more. Sorry for those whose minds arent twisted like gumbee. *laughs* MuAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes evil laughter. the best kind. Sorry off subject. well hasta luego.

Circle of Life 2.0

Whether or not anyone would believe my crazy friends and I, Life is a circle. It is also Time. When you are experienceing all these feelings, pains, injuries, and seeing all that life has to give you, your body is truely walking in a circle. When ever you turn around and go the other way on this circle you are going back in time. If you cut across this circle you are going into the future and cutting years off your life. LOL I know that this theory is strange and unorthadox but thats how it is. Deal with it.

(If anyone ever use to read: The dark side of the oreo cookie, well that's my old one. Just transfering stuff over so I can get rid of the old one. Thanks.)

I-Magi-Nation

I have read blog after blog and realized that many are just people pouring out their souls because they are sad, or angry. I myself do this. But for a change I am not going to. I am going to blog about fun things. Happy things. I am going to start posting my comics up here. they will not be their exact replicas because I do not have a scanner. As soon as I can get a hold of one then I will replace my paint attempts and you will see my comics in their entirtity. I am also going to ask for ideas about my tshirt company that I am starting. I need ideas. Lots and lots of ideas. Please. If you can think of a cool name for it that'd be great too. Keep watching and hopefully this will give you some laughs every once in a while.